You have a small child in the house if you:
- step over the pots and pans spread over the floor and
which you had just put back in the cabinet five minutes prior
- have to hop over a gate at the bottom and/or top of your stairs
- have a child safety lock on every floor cabinet in the
house
- put your chairs on top of the table instead of tucked
underneath
- your blinds look as if they’d just been dragged through the
street (assuming you have any blinds
left)
- have taken the knobs off your oven/stove, placing them in
a makeshift container on the counter
- have to store away the coffee table for a time
- put your Christmas ornaments on the top half of the tree
only
- vacuum your floor at least once a day (and sometimes more)
to get all the Cheerios, crumbs and other spills from underfoot - or just say,
“forget it, I have more pressing matters like laundry, dishes, helping with
homework, fixing stuff, going to the store, preparing meals . . .”
- keep recharging the dust buster for all those little
spills
- place a barricade around your computer desk or have to put
the keyboard and mouse on a shelf higher than the desk
- drape blankets or towels over the book shelves (out of
sight, out of mind)
- keep the bathroom door shut, even when unoccupied
- have to re-roll the toilet paper when you forget to close
the bathroom door
- have to clean up the toilet water from the toilet seat and
floor when you forget to close the bathroom door
- have to wash and sanitize your child’s hands after he/she
has played in the toilet water when you forgot to close the bathroom door
- have sanitation available in every room of the house
- continually tell your other kids to “HUSH!” so your
infant/toddler won’t wake from his/her nap too soon thus shortening your time
to finally get the laundry, dishes, cleaning, cooking and everything else done
- take five hours to watch a two-hour movie
- wake up several times a night to make sure your child is
covered
- wake up several times a night to put a restless child back
to sleep
- wake up several times a night wondering why your child
is sleeping so well
- keep a large supply of plastic grocery bags on hand for
those soiled and smelly diapers
- consider a trip to the grocery store without your child a
relaxing vacation
- frequently stick your finger in your child’s mouth to
check if the item he/she found on the floor is edible or not - if edible, you let it ride
- occasionally find that missing bottle or “sippy” cup with
less than fresh juice or milk in it, causing you to either soak it in bleach or
simply throw the container out and buy a new one
- have become proficient at doing chores with one hand while
holding your child in the other
- you don’t bother folding the laundry anymore because your
neat little piles will invariably be destroyed within seconds anyway
- find that the folds in your vehicle’s seats contain more
Cheerios than the cereal isle at the grocery store
- feel a little abandoned if there aren’t tiny hands tugging
at your pants
- feel like pulling your hair out at your child’s tantrum,
but then steal a kiss on his/her soft cheek when he/she finally falls asleep in
your arms
I LOVE the picture!
ReplyDeleteYeah, been through most all that you mentioned and then some. But it gets better (after the driver's ed. phase) when you get to be the grandparent. Trust me. :-)
That's what I keep hearing *smile*. There's beauty and enjoyment in every stage of life. Thanks Jeff.
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